Happy Birthday Mr. Bachchan.

He is Angry Young Man of Bollywood, Aaj bhi vo jahan khade ho jatein hain Line vahin se shuru hoti hai, Is shehenshah ka Takht abhi tak kayam hai, 40 saal baad bhi vo sabse lambi race ka ghoda hai, Koi Zanzeer, koi Adalat unki shakhsiyat ko khatam nahi kar sakti, Koi Tezaab, Koi khalnayak, Koi Badshahat unke Rutbe ko kam nahi kar paya, Aaj bhi Alladin ke jadui chiraag se vo apni Ran-neeti banate hain aur Is indutry ke ‘Paa’ kahlaate hain, Muquaddar ke vo sikandar hai, Waqt unka gulaam hai, Ankhon se vo qautal kar dete hain, Aag se khelne ka unka purana shaunk hai, Sholey se bachna unhe aata hai, Is industry ke akele Mard hain vo jinke aage sabhi Sarkarein hil jaati hain.

 Amitabh bachchan has completed 67 years today.Let’s wish him Very Very Happy Birthday and Many Many Happy Returns of Day.

On this special occasion, lets remind once some of his dialogue.

Namak Haram

  • “Hai kisi maa ke laal me himmat, jo mere saamne aaye?”

Zanjeer

  • “Yeh pulis station hai, tumhare baap ke ghar nahi. Isi liye Sidhi tarah khade raho.”

Deewaar

  • “Tum chahti ho mai bhi kya vahan se choop-chap nikal jata?”
  • “Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise nahin uthata.”
  • “Haan, mai sign karoonga, lekin pehle oos aadmi ki sign le ke aao, jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; pehle oos aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya tha; pehle oos aadmi ka sign le ke aao jisne mere haath pe ye leekh diya thaa, Uske BAAD, oos ke baad, mere bhai, tum jo kaagaz pe kahoge oos par me sign karoonga.”
  • “Bhagwan…”
  • “Maa tu khush to hai na…”
  • “Chaabi jebh me rakh, kamine.”
  • “Business to aap ko karna nahin aata, sethji. Is building ke aapne 5 lakh jaada maange hote, tabh bhi mai ise le leta.”
  • “Nahin maa, main kuchh bhi galat kaam nahin kar raha.”
  • “Oof tumhare oosul, tumhare adarsh. Kis kaam ke hai tumhare is oosul jo ek waqt ki roti tak nahi bana sakta?”

Sholay

  • “Partner, ab bol hi diye ho to dekh lenge.”
  • “Tumhara Naam kya hai, Basanti?”
  • “Pehli baar suna hai ye naam.”
  • “Hum bhi to roz khatro se khelte hai.”
  • “Jo kal hua, woh dobara nahi hoga.”
  • “Ghadi Ghadi drama karta hai, saala.”
  • “Aurto ko eenhone ek ghante mein sikha diya hai.”
  • “Angrezon ke zamaane ke jailer, aur itni si ghabrahat?”

Adaalat

  • “Ek rahen iir, ek rahen beer, ek rahen patte aur ek rahen hum.”

Amar_Akbar_Anthony

  • Eh phool de dona ma, wahan ees ke mafak koi kadak afsar mil gaya to ooske hum yeh phool deke apun ka baap bana denga.”
  • “Tum har wakhat ees jadiye ko apne paas kyon rakhti ho?”

Don

  • “Tumhe maut se dar nahi lagta?”
  • “Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.”

Trishul

  • “Jeesne har roj apni maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, oose maut se dar nahin lagta.”
  • “Aapne apni panch minute na de kar apne 5 lakh gumaye hai.”
  • “Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai!”
  • “Maa, main aa gaya hoon.”

Kaala_Pathar

  • “My pain is my destiny and I can’t avoid it.”

Muqaddar Ka Sikandar

  • “Aur waise hi, main ees ko yahan nahi maroonga, warna log kahenge, Sikandar ne apne ilake me oose mara.”

Kaalia

  • “Kallu se Kaalia ka safar shuru.”

Lawaaris

  • “Apun wo kutte ki doom hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, apun sidha nahin hota!”

Yaraana

  • “Lette, lette nahi, khare hokar baat karo.”
  • “Kacha papad, Pakka Papad.”

Namak Halal

  • “I can talk English, I can walk English, and I can laugh English because English is a very phunny language. Bhairo becomes Byron because their minds are very narrow.”

Satte Pe Satta

  • “Daaru peene se liver kharab hota hai. Bahut boori cheez hai.”
  • “Jise commander banna hai, woh sab line laga kar saamne khada ho jaye.”

Shakti

  • “Hamare desh mein kaam dhoondhana bhi ek kaam hai.”
  • “Ois aadmi ka to bahot bada ahesaan hai. Kyon ki, oos aadmine to oos waqt meri madad ki thi, jab mere apne baap ne mooh pher liya tha.”

Coolie

  • “Iqbal nahi tha kya coolio ka maal ko apna maal samaj liya tha?”
  • “Tanik khidki to hataiye janaab.”
  • “Jiske sine me dil hi nahin, oose dil ka daura kya padega?”

Sharabi

  • “Mucche ho to Nathulal jaisi, warna na ho.”
  • “Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?…Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata?”

Shahenshah

  • “Rishte mai to hum tumhare baap lagte hai, naam hai Shahenshah.”
  • “hehehe.. is ki kya zaroorat hai..heheh.”
  • “Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai?”
  • “Ye aurat kal court pe jayegi, har haal pe, har keemat pe..”
  • “J.K. mai is aurat ko le ke aya hoon.”
  • “Aap dekh sakte hain hum der se kyoon aye he. Shaher mein ek bhi naaka nahin tha, ek bhi chok, gali nahin thi, jahan hum pe goliyon ki barsaat nahi hui.”
  • “Pehle to mai app ko ek police officer ki vardi pe haath dalne ke liye geeraftar kar sakta hoon.”

Agneepath

  • “Pura naam, Vijay Dinanath Chauhan, baap ka naam, Dinanath Chauhan, Maa ka naam, Suhasini Chauhan, Gaon Mandwa. Umar Chatiis saal, ….”
  • “Sala hai telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai? Udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Jaise tum log.”
  • “Pagar baddhao… Pandarahaso rupiye me ghar nahin chalta, saala imaan kya chalega?”
  • “Main goonda nahin hai.”

— BollyBusiness


~ by Yakuza on October 11, 2009.

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